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Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
05/10/2016 at 17:09 • Filed to: None

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Fine, I’ll do it.


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Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/10/2016 at 17:15

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Damn E39 drivers.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/11/2016 at 21:44

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You must be rich, you have a Bee-Emm-Double-U

Says the guy with a brand-new $36k Tacoma.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > functionoverfashion
05/11/2016 at 21:47

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It’s a 16 year old, 245k mile “Bee-Emm-Double-U” so no, I am not rich.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/11/2016 at 21:53

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I’m hoping you picked up on the sarcasm... hard via interwebz I know. I also have a BMW, it’s “only” 13 years old and only 140k. But I get eye rolls sometimes when I tell people what I have for a car, most recently relating to someone with a brand-spanking-new Tacoma. I am 100% certain my car is less expensive to me over the time I own it, versus the Tacoma, unless he keeps it for like 35 years.


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
05/11/2016 at 21:56

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And by the way your picture is spot-on. I was asked once at a TOLL BOOTH of all places, “nice car, can you handle it?” I’m like, umm... it’s a 12 year old 3700lb AWD wagon with 184hp. Yeah. I got it. I was also 30 at the time and the follow up question was, Whose car is it? Mine. I bought it with cash. Not much cash actually.